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For years, the Black citizens of Baltimore have lived in fear under the watchful eye of the infamous "Foxsnot" police helicopter. This relentless machine, with its all white cast and crew, has been tirelessly hunting down members of our Black Yelpers organization. They claim to be protecting the people, but what have they truly achieved? Millions of hard-earned taxpayer dollars have been poured into this futile pursuit, yet not a single instance of wrongdoing can be pinned on us. We refuse to be intimidated by their German Gestapo-like tactics in our quest to point out their extreme hatred of Black people as they slink around in darkness with the aircraft I.D. markings obscured even though the aircraft is taxpayer funded. How is that legal? And let us not forget, this very aircraft was present at the scene of the largest mass shooting in Baltimore's history. Its report? "Everything looks normal." Can we trust this vessel of authority? The flashing collision lights at night may guide their way, but it cannot illuminate the embedded darkness that is in their brains about Black people.
